‘The best careers advice is: "Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it.”’
‘It is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis.’ ‘Please to bathe inside the tub.’ ‘To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically in national order.’ ‘For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service.’ ‘It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.’ ‘Specialist in women and other diseases.’ ‘Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.’ ‘Ladies may have a fit upstairs.’ ‘It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.’ ‘Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.’ ‘Stop: Drive Sideways’
‘The recipe for perpetual ignorance is: be satisfied with your opinions and content with your knowledge.’
Kala Christouyenna! | |
Buone Feste Natalizie | |
Linksmu Kaledu | |
Wesolych Swiat Bozego Narodzenia or Boze Narodzenie | |
Feliz Natal | |
Sarbotori vesele | |
Pozdrevlyayu s prazdnikom Rozhdestva is Novim Godom | |
Nedeleg laouen na bloavezh mat | |
Bon Nadal i un Bon Any Nou |
Kala Christouyenna! | Greek |
Buone Feste Natalizie | Italian |
Linksmu Kaledu | Lithuanian |
Wesolych Swiat Bozego Narodzenia or Boze Narodzenie | Polish |
Feliz Natal | Portuguese |
Sarbotori vesele | Rumanian |
Pozdrevlyayu s prazdnikom Rozhdestva is Novim Godom | Russian |
Nedeleg laouen na bloavezh mat | Breton |
Bon Nadal i un Bon Any Nou | Catalan |