Transcript

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[BIRDS SINGING]

MAN

Oh.

[SETTING DISH ON TABLE]

WENDY

What do you want for lunch? I'm doing eggs, all right? Are you in a bad mood with me, Raymond? Look, I'll be out of your hair in 10 minutes. Then you'll be rid of me till Monday.

RAYMOND

That'll be nice.

WENDY

Wendy.

RAYMOND

What?

WENDY

That'll be nice, Wendy.

RAYMOND

Oh.

WENDY

It is my name. I'm sure you weren't meaning to be rude. Well, Raymond, it's been a pleasure as always. Have a nice weekend. Yeah.

RAYMOND

Eh, the lottery.

WENDY

Well, seeing as you asked so nicely, how can I possibly refuse?

RAYMOND

Here.

WENDY

Haven't you got anything smaller?

RAYMOND

All of it.

WENDY

Raymond, you only put two pounds a week on the lotto.

RAYMOND

I want 50 lucky dips.

WENDY

50 pounds is a lot of money.

RAYMOND

I know how much 50 pounds is.

WENDY

You can't afford it.

RAYMOND

It's my money.

WENDY

Yeah, but you have to buy food. You have to pay the bills.

RAYMOND

It's my money.

WENDY

I know it's your money, Raymond. But have a think about this for a minute, yeah? Well, what happens if you lose all of it?

RAYMOND

What happens if I win, eh? Yeah. I would be able to afford proper servants then, not pushy girls like you, telling me what to do all the time.

WENDY

I am not a pushy girl. And I'm certainly not your servant. This is madness.

RAYMOND

I am not mad. I'm old.

WENDY

I didn't mean that. I just mean that I've got a responsibility to make sure you're OK.

RAYMOND

To tell me what to do, you mean?

WENDY

All right. You obviously know your own mind-- if you think you can afford it.

RAYMOND

I can afford it.

WENDY

All right. Do what you like. I'm logging this in the book.

RAYMOND

Oh, yeah.

WENDY

I'm not taking responsibility for how you waste your money, Raymond. Spend it how you like.

RAYMOND

I will.

WENDY

Let me tell you this for free. Chucking your money away like this won't make you happy, whatever.

RADIO ANNOUNCER

And the first ball tonight is number four, one of the most frequently selected balls on the Saturday lotto draw, number four.

RAYMOND

Four. Four. Yeah. Got four. [LAUGHS] Yay.

RADIO ANNOUNCER

27.

RAYMOND

27, 27, yeah. There's one, and there. Woo-hoo! Hey, hey! Yeah, yep, yep. Ha! Ooh, another one. There.

RADIO ANNOUNCER

12.

RAYMOND

12, 12. Wait, wait, wait, slow down. Slow down, will you? Eh, four, 27, 12. Yeah, there you go. Ha!

RADIO ANNOUNCER

So tonight's final lotto number is 13. That's 1-3. 13.

[PAPER CRINKLING]

Good luck, everybody.

WENDY

Well, that was a waste of money.

RAYMOND

13, 13-- ah. Come in, number 13. Your time is up. Ha ha! 13 is my lucky number. Ha! Woo-hoo! 13, yes, 13.