Transcript
If waiters were honest
WAITRESS 1
Hey guys, I’ll be your server – I’m only smiling because I want you to tip me as much as possible!
WAITER 1
Oh what do I recommend? The restaurant next door – it’s delicious!
WAITRESS 2
Hi there, I’m super hung over – can I get you some waters?
WAITRESS 1
Ha-ha I’m laughing at your dumb jokes purely out of obligation!
WAITER 2
Aww you brought your baby to the restaurant – that’s going to make my life a nightmare!
WAITRESS 3
Here is your food. I hope you don’t notice I snagged a few fries off your plate.
WAITRESS 4
I’m telling you I’m gonna go ask the chef, but I’m really going to go in the kitchen, count to 10, come back and say no!
WAITER 1
Hi guys, this plate is hot, I’m just trying to tough it out!
WAITRESS 2
Yes I caught you staring at my boobs – no they are not on the menu!
WAITER 2
Not only do I have change for a five, but I can also make it rain!
WAITRESS 3
Your appetizer is taking a long time because I completely forgot about you!
WAITRESS 4
If you ask for the cheque I’ll get it! If you do this air signature I’ll take my sweet time!
WAITER 1
Are you finished with that because I would love to take the rest of it in the back and eat it off your plate!!
WAITRESS 3
I’m telling you the max I can split is three credit cards, but really I’m just feeling lazy today!
WAITRESS 1
Be nice to me and I’ll be nice to your food!
MUSIC: “After Midnight” by Warner/Chappell Production Music