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Politically I rather favour Conservative principles; morally I detest every action that is mean, shabby and disreputable. But, gentlemen, hear my complaint.
Business called me this morning to a place not 100 miles from Blackheath. When I had finished, as it was West Kent election day, I strolled about, and at last pulled up near a polling-booth.
My attention was immediately directed to a man coming away from it with an air which showed he was a free and independent Briton who had given his vote conscientiously - you can always distinguish such men.
I was rather admiring the man, when suddenly a clergyman presented himself before our free and independent Briton. Mark the conversation.
Clregyman - "Hallo, Horne (or some such name), you're just in time to vote."
Horne - "I've just voted, sir."
Clergyman - "Who'd you vote for?"
Horne (who evidently knows who are the clergyman's candidates) - "For the other side; for Angerstein and Lubbock."
Clergyman (looking sternly) - "Horne! You cease to be a verger! We part from this time!£
A withering glance at Horne, and they part.
I felt interested in this model clergyman, so I kept my eye on him. He bustled about the booth a bit. I'll try and find out who he is, I thought.
Going up to a mild-looking individual, I said, "Pray, who is that clergyman?"
"That, sir - that, sir," said the mild gentleman, starting slightly, "that's the Rev. Mr. Truck [a very appropriate name, thought I]; a very good man, sir."
"Thanks," said I, and left, pondering in my mind the deed of this messenger of good-will to man, this excellent Christian gentleman, and i felt ashamed of my religion.
I felt ashamed of my politics, too. A few more such instances, said I, and I shall become a radical. At present, I feel equal to calling myself a
Brixton, Nov. 28
Originally published by the Daily News, 29-11-1868